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Tell me something, my friend. Do you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?





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+18° C – En Hawaii usan dos mantas.
+10° C – En los edificios de Helsinki quitan la calefacción.
+2° C – Los coches italianos no arrancan.
0° C – El agua se congela.
-1° C – Ves tu aliento. Los rusos están tomando helado y bebiendo cerveza fría.
-4° C – Tu perro se mete en tu cama.
-10° C – Los coches franceses no arrancan. 
-12° C – Los políticos empiezan a hablar de los vagabundos.
-15° C – Los coches americanos no arrancan.
-20° C – Oyes tu respiración.
-24° C – Los coches japoneses no arrancan.
-28° C – Tu perro se mete en tu pijama.
-29° C – Los coches alemanes no arrancan.
-30° C – No hay ningún coche normal que arranque.
-36° C – Los coches rusos no arrancan.
-39° C – Los rusos se abrochan todos los botones de la camisa. 
-50° C – Tu coche se mete en tu cama.
-60° C – La gente en Helsinki están congelados. En Moscú se abrochan los abrigos.
-70° C – El infierno está congelado. 
-72° C – Los abogados empiezan a ponerse las manos en los bolsillos.
-120° C – El alcohol se congela. Los rusos se ponen bastante nerviosos. 
-273,15° C – Cero absoluto. Las moléculas dejan de moverse. Los rusos chupan el vodka congelado.

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#wish i knew wtf celcius is  #is this cold? i can't tell  


Story of my life.

me in picture forms

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#not a bad life  #just a little off now and then  


“

Fifteen ways to stay alive

1. Offer the wolves your arm only from the elbow down. Leave tourniquet space. Do not offer them your calves. Do not offer them your side. Do not let them near your femoral artery, your jugular. Give them only your arm.

2. Wear chapstick when kissing the bomb.

3. Pretend you don’t know English.

4. Pretend you never met her.

5. Offer the bomb to the wolves. Offer the wolves to the zombies.

6. Only insert a clean knife into your chest. Rusty ones will cause tetanus. Or infection.

7. Don’t inhale.

8. Realize that this love was not your trainwreck, was not the truck that flattened you, was not your Waterloo, did not cause massive hemorrhaging from a rusty knife. That love is still to come.

9. Use a rusty knife to cut through most of the noose in a strategic place so that it breaks when your weight is on it.

10. Practice desperate pleas for attention, louder calls for help. Learn them in English, French, Spanish: May Day, Aidez-Moi, Ayúdame.

11. Don’t kiss trainwrecks. Don’t kiss knives. Don’t kiss.

12. Pretend you made up the zombies, and only superheroes exist.

13. Pretend there is no kryptonite.

14. Pretend there was no love so sweet that you would have died for it, pretend that it does not belong to someone else now, pretend like your heart depends on it because it does. Pretend there is no wreck — you watched the train go by and felt the air brush your face and that was it. Another train passing. You do not need trains. You can fly. You are a superhero. And there is no kryptonite.

15. Forget her name.

”
– Daphne Gottlieb

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