May 2013
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Priceless.
(via lauraemily)
me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
thempress:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
lulz
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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
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europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
.....no really, what?
trehugger:
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the...
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gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
tommarvolohiddles:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
“Quiso sentir, y fue tristeza una vez más.”
– Las historias del silencio (via tate-and-violet)
drunkwiththeonlysaintsiknow asked: Eurovision is singing competiton between countries. One musician from each country. Although not all European countries partake. Personally I think music is crap, like they pick and send the worst musicians there. Anyway, I didn't know it's still going on and also heard there's dancing edition too.
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My dash is filling up with something called Eurovision… I’ve decided to guess without googling.
Is it… a soccer match between countries?
Singing competition ala AI or X Factor?
European movie awards show?
Who among you is watching?
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Random Ramblings: thatisnotsolidsnake: Do you guys... →
thatisnotsolidsnake:
Do you guys know any Quakers? Just curious. I was raised Quaker and the reaction I usually get is either “They’re still around??” or “Oh, like the oatmeal guy”. Quakerism is a pretty kool religion and y’know what? Quakers are weird. I can spot one from a mile away.
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I’m glad I read this. I knew a few Quakers back home in NY but we were mainly taught about...
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
stilesstillnski:
i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
“But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.”
– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via ugh) 